Your soul is dog shit. Subscribe to our top stories Subscribe. To comment, please either log in or register an account. Harry and David baskets. The song I loathe the most, though?
Gifts for Assholes
Her name alone is the kind of name that could only belong to a bitter old woman who's only pleasure in life is derived from the collective misery of others, and Polly Holliday does a fantastic job of making her character exactly like that in Gremlins. Not sure if you've seen this yet, but if you haven't be prepared to laugh your ass and various other parts of your body off:. This song is a vehicle for the narrator's generosity. Quite often these are the characters who help make the stories so great, so today I'd like to share with you this special Christmas edition of "My Favorite Movie Assholes". I cannot stand that song either.
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At least for a few hours anyway. The salt turns the bodies into mummies. Harry Ellis in "Die Hard". Spectacular Optical's latest release has a lot of cheer to spread. E-mail No portion of I-Mockery may be reprinted in any form without prior consent We reserve the right to swallow your soul Even though she's perfectly capable of walking, the wealthy old crone has a chair lift installed in her home which slowly carries her up to the second floor of her lavish home.
In real life, these are usually the kind of people you'd want to stay the hell away from, but in the movies? Cross is a completely coldhearted television executive who could care less about the spirit of Christmas, his employees and even his family. That bastard deserved more than just a slap in the face. Then again, just as with real life, some assholes live their entire lives completely unpunished, so I guess they were going for the reality angle here. Anonymous June 3, at 7: Goddamn do I miss Phil Hartman. My husband usggested a book for his mom about how you deal with having difficult family.